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CPA Footballer

from Postmodern Life Is Rubbish by Intellectuals

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I’m on a football team

I’m on a football team

I'm on a football team

With a man who’s a chartered accountant


To him it's always numbers

Kicks, hand balls and the smothers

He’s a gun, barely stupid

Everyday, Price Waterhouse Coopers

For the client he’ll always carrell

Same goes when kicking a barrel

He ain’t tough but he sure is mean

Get him off the bench so he can be seen


I’m on a football team

With a man who’s a chartered accountant


His skills are out of sight

He’ll negatively gear your place in Bright

Not embarrassed by suburban auctions

Everyday the forwards giving him options

Working hard that’s the main thing

Happy driving the Camry to training

He ain’t tough but he sure is mean

This recession’s gunna be the best we’ve ever seen


I’m on a football team with a man who’s a chartered accountant

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from Postmodern Life Is Rubbish, released January 9, 2018

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Two anarchists are making Molotov cocktails.

One turns to the other and says, "wait who are we throwing these at again?"

The other replies: “what are you some sort of fucking intellectual?”
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